Monday, 29 August 2016

LLoyds Badger 28/7/16

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 STEVIE'S RED HOT , BREAK OUT THE CIGARS

Sorry boys I wasn't at this one so only a small writeup.

Stevie Coleman breaks the run of second places to top the standings this week with 75.10lb.

Having powered to Badger in the Subaru Lee continued with his run of good form to finish second with 63.03lb.

 In third place after a vacation at Frith Beach was Jamie a net of 58.08lb completed the podium.

Finally Dennis was a section winner 29.00lb was enough to secure the envelope.

Well done to Stevie on cementing the win after a number of close calls , it wont be the last.

I am away for the weekend away so if someone can put some info both about the matches and the normal fuck up's together I will update the blog when I get home from holiday.
Don't be suckered in by Sumo if he claims food poisoning was the reason he fished like a twat.
The real reason is he drinks like a girly.

Good luck boys and have a great time.

See you soon 

Cheers  Cookie



Friday, 26 August 2016

Hampton Willow 21/8/16

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            Norman Batters the fish and the opposition

Hampton Willow was this weeks venue and 12 anglers made the trip.
Split into three sections the weights were close in some sections but the fish were more prevelent in the last section which produced the winning weight.

Norman fishing shallow with pellet put together a weight of 97.04lb for the win followed by Nicky 40.13lb and Eric with 51.10lb in C section.This was enough for Eric to make the podium with 3rd overall - well done mate.

In B section Stevie (close but no cigar ) Coleman had 85.13lb for second overall and the section win.
He left Davey H , Patto and Keiran in his wake and finished almost 55lb ahead of them.

In A section it was a close affair with 2lb separating the field.
Kenny Stuart was the victor bringing 43.02lb to the scales  ahead of  Les on 40.02lb and Brisso with 42.03lb. With SUMO claiming another Drennan North West award.

Sumo fresh from another failure at a Maver Match this attempt was showing off his latest match circuit bit of tackle.
This one is designed to speed up the weighing in process .You simply drop the fish in and guess the weight at the end of the match , removes the need for scales and stressing the fish.
He used it as The Glebe and Willow with a guesstimate of 100lb at The Glebe and 50lb at Willow.
Not sure if it will catch on as he won bugger all at both venues ,
Nice to see one of ours bringing the latest technology in Match Fishing to our attention.

If you would like one contact Mr John Edwards at Dickhead Angling Supplies for a price..

THE GUESSTIMATE NET for the contenders £399.99

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Cheers boys see you soon

Cookie

Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Lingmere 14/8/16




                           BUCKEMON YOU GOTTA CATCH EM ALL


Only 11 managed to get out for this one with Holidays , gearbox trouble and Vets bills limiting the turnout. Two section of 4 and one of  3 was the fomat and for the ones that fished the extra space paid dividends.

Top Banana today was Bucko in B section with Stevie Coleman , Claude and Kieran he showed no mercy with his up and down pellet and maggot approach and weighed in 112.04lb of the scaled marauders to win the section and the match.
Stevie Coleman came close but his 66.04lb was enough for Second overall but not enough to take the money from the Ton Up Kid. Stevie has had a couple of near misses lately and the win win surely come soon.

In A section the rare sight of Sumo at the weigh in meant he must have done well .That proved to be the case and with Les , Eric and Davey H left in his wake 57.01lb was the section win sorted.
However an official complaint has been received about this from the Caernarvon as profits on Sunday fell to an all time low.

In C section the three men (But weighing as much as seven men ) were Brad Patterson , Steve Ringpiece and Stormin Norman Smith.This was the closest of section with Norm edging in front with 62.13lb followed by Cookie on 62.02lb and finally Patto with 61.05lb. The section as well as third overaal was the reward for Norm who had to sit all day with a raging hurricane in his face "my arse "
Patto however was not too despondent and the thought of of a good

 J Athur Rank when he got home cheered him up no end.

Thanks to Les and Eric for weighing in and congratulations to Bucko for the win.
Finally a message of appreciation for this weeks champion.

Success Kid - fuck off bucko

Monday, 15 August 2016

LLoyds Meadow Badger 31/7/16


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FAT C***S EVERYWHERE

Sumo , Jamie and Patto were more than pleased with their pegs at Badger and were seen sprinting down the bank in excitement at the prospect.
However it was Sumo who broke the world record for a 6 hour match by carrying on running round the lake and back to the car.
Even the staff of the Caernarvon  were surprised at him knocking on the door of the pub at 11:45.
Cookie moster also made an early exit at 14:00hrs just as the fish came on and everybody started catching DOH !!!!.
For those that stayed plenty of fish were to be had and it was Jamie who came out on top with 83lb.
Showing more carbon than the Formula 1 pit lane Jambo fished long , long , long and caught all day a mixture of Ide and Carp.
In second place and another section winner was Stevie Coleman , fishing 16m to the left of his peg down the middle he managed 79.09lb.
In section A Davey Harrop framed again with 43.06lb fending of the Ginger Midget for a well earned third place overall.
In the final section Brad Patterson came good after a promising start followed by a 3 hour grueller to put a bag of 32.14lb together

Well done to Jamie and all that framed and to Davey and Dennis for weighing in.


See you at Lingmere

Cheers Cookie