LINGMERE SUNDAY 11/12/16

Paul's  tactics Gel at Lingy

A decent turnout at Lingmere this week with 16 Eggy members lining the banks.
The day before the Saturday Open guys had a great day with the maestro Jamie Hughes winning with 137lb.
Time for the eggy boys to show those guys how to do it properly !!!!.
After a hearty breakfast and the usual highs and lows of the draw battle commenced.
Wearing a heavy coating of hair gel Paul Robb managed to net 37-01lb and turn out as today's winner.
Accepting the regular advice offered by Patto such as go home lady boy , If you catch any more I'm going to bum you Paul still managed to outdo us all and using the Monkey method cemented the podium place after a long absence.
In second place the ear battered Match Captain Davey H settled into a rhythm and mustered 30-12lb to come a close second.
In third was the ever popular Sumo. A varied attack managed to get him on the podium with 17-15lb.
As a Xmas gift I have organsed a " How to tell the Time " session with some local 5 year olds for Sumo. After dumping in all his bait at 14:15hrs and then asking Davey H to shout the all out it was a pleasure to inform the stupid prick that we still had an hour to go - HELMET.

So with the top 3 sorted the sections were decided amongst the usual suspects.
Claude Van Dim managed 12-13lb from section A for the money.
Sumo triumphed in section B putting Cooko and Normo in their places.
Dennis after getting a day off from the Grotto put 15-12lb in the sling to take E section.



The festive feelings were enhanced by regular bursts of Dink Donk Danker Dinky Do
 a Dinker Donker Danker.The senile amongst us provided this entertainment so thanks To Nicky and Eric for the Xmas Cheer

So 1st -  Paul Robb
     2nd - Davey H
     3rd -  John - Thick as shit Edwards

Sections

A  Brisso
B  Sumo
C  Robbo
D  Dave H
E   Santas little helper Dennis

Thanks to all who attended and te weighers in

See you soon ,

Cheers

Cookie

LOYDS MEADOW 4/12/16

OH BOLLOCKS !!!!!!!!!!

LATHOMS 27/11/16

Eggy Ferry's eye candy have a sweet day at Lathoms




8 hardy souls turned out for this one.
Despite some hard frosts and the coldest nights of the year everyone caught.
Following two days of fog and frost it was a surprise to wake up Sunday morning with clear skies and a temperature of 6 degrees.
An all you can eat breakfast in Ormskirk was taken by a few except for Nasty Nick who preferred  stuffing his pockets with free sausages rather than pay the £4.29 breakfast fee.
With plenty of room on the lake we had two sections.In section A were Fat Bastard (Sumo ) Brad Patterson , George Clooney ( Cookie ) and Tom ( Bucko ). In  the far uglier section were Claude , Eric , Davey H and Any Old Bait Harrop.
Regular top ups of Bovril were on offer and these warmed us to the task ahead .It also gave Cookie the chance of an extra dump or two on they way round.
Bucko started like a house on fire and carried on through the match.With tactics of Maggot and pellet and changing lines he mustered 67-01lb and was the runnaway winner today.
Cookie after 2 hrs of virtually nothing changes lines and fished top 2 and 1 in 3ft foot of water and knocked out 36lb to finish second.
Coming third was Fat Bastard with 32-14lb.
In the ugly sister section Brisso managed to keep the others at bay and 31-13lb was enough to take the envelope,
Once again Lathoms produced and a good day was had by all.

Congratulations again to Bucko and the usual fuck all of 67 lb added to his already impressive number of victories this year

1st Bucko
2nd Cooko
3rd Sumo

Section A Bucko
Section B Brisso

Well done to all who fished

See you soon

Cookie

Lingmere 13/11/16

Bucko kicks the opposition into next week

Top dog this week was Bucko with 52-13
Another 5 hour stint proved fruitful for Sumo with 49-13 securing the runners up spot
In third place was Steve Hudson with a creditable 38-13

Section winners were

A - Sumo
B - Kenny Stuart 28-11
C - Bucko
D - Dave H 22-13
E - Terry - 27-10

See you soon boys

Cheers   Cookie

Cunneries 6/11/16

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Andy comes good despite having a crap shift pattern

On the winners podium this week was Andy Lawton with 37-13
Second after a weeks practice at Westwood Lakes was Nasty Nick with 32-12
Finally in third was Bucko with 32-12

Section Winners were

A - Sumo 24-12
B - Nicky 32-12
C - Andy - 37-13

Cheers Boys

Lathoms 30/10/16

Terry wins the gold medal at Lathoms

Only a small turnout for this one with the Charity match on.
Terry Murrel was todays winner with 63-12
Norman came a close second with 61-01 and finishing the top 3 was one of our welcome guests Chris Goddard who bagged 60-11

Section winners as follows

Dave Harrop 38-07
Norman  61-01
Terry 63-12
Chris 60-11

Cheers Boys

Sumo presents Jamie with the Yozzer Hughes weekend away winners trophy

Congratulations to Jamie on being presented with the
"Yozzer Hughes Weekend  Away Winners Trophy "
Well done to all who competed and we will do it all again next year.

Cheers

Cookie