LINGMERE 13/8/17

BUCKO – A hell of a nice guy and a handsome chap to boot .

Bucko charmed the field today at Lingmere .Being nominated by Nicky as the nicest and best looking angler Eggy Ferry has to offer. He used his rugged looks and smooth talking suaveness to help batter the field while still making them feel happy to be twatted by such a nice guy .

Rock’s     Bucko’s approach was to fish around 6m using 4mm pellet and feeding micros . The result was 100-02 lb       of mainly F1’s  and a few carp from peg 19.

This was enough to win the match and cement his position as the clubs most consistent performer and all round really nice guy.

There were a few star names out today including Tony Wilson and Dennis .With Bucko the bookies favourite Tony and Dennis put up a spirited fight but came short at the weigh in .

Dennis offering regular shouts of encouragement to the rest of the field fished down the edge all day using various Mong style rigs. He was so helpful sharing his tips with us that the comment from Cookie of

 “ How much shit can be contained in such a small body “ was seconded by all.

 Only Dennis knows the answer to this one .

Dennis weighed   95-11 lb of F1’s and some proper lumps to take second  place and the section from peg 32.

Tony tried a similar approach to bucko at the start using caster but could not keep up with our blue eyed boy . However a surge over the last couple of hours fishing short with pellet on Peg 9 saw him total a weight of  92-08 lb  coming   third overall and walloping Cookie and Norman for the section win .

In A section John Bones put together 30lb to beat Eric but this was not enough as the Naked Fisherman Stevie Hudson managed to put 33lb together for the section.

In D section Kev  , Mally and Andy were pitted against each other .Andy came out on top from peg 26 .

He fished down to the left all day and put  66-00 lb   in the net for the section .This was from the same peg that Davey H won the match a few weeks ago using similar tactics .

One thing that spoiled the day was the news that Sumo and Patto had both Qualified for the Maver Match this final . However this was misleading , neither of them qualified or won fuck all as usual.

The news originated from the same source that informed us of the London Bus found on the moon many years ago in the Daily Sport .

Also not too let Sumo off the hook so easily I can now announce to all Club Members that I have sorted the scales out so we are now weighing in pounds and ounces , not pounds and 0.1 of a pound etc

This is what happens when we allow complete helmets like Sumo to be in charge of anything.

In Summary

1^st Bucko

2^nd Tony

3^rd Dennis

Sections

A Stevie Hudson  33-05

B Tony   92-08

C Bucko  102-03

D Andy  66-00

E Dennis 95-11

Cheers Boys see you soon

Cookie

PS . After I had written this blog I was informed by a reliable source that Rock Hudson was a raging Homosexual and a complete Twat – Sorry Bucko

MEADOWLANDS A SNEAKY PRACTICE SESSION

 Two of our favourite Fat Boys paid a cheeky visit to Meadowlands on Friday.
Hopefully we will all be bagging a few of these little beauties on our weekend away.
Beware though , fisherman next to Sumo had two rods pulled in the lake never to be seen again.
Another recommendation is to have a hook length of 0.18 or bigger.
Another report was that playing Touch Willies is ok in the Holiday Inn as long as the mess is cleaned up afterwards
Have a good weekend boys - see you soon

Cookie

Cunneries Hawk 29th July

SUMO IS THE DOGS BOLLOCKS AT THE CUNNERIES

This weeks winner was the ever popular Sumo . With no Nasty Nick here the lack of encouragement he normally gets from Nasty seemed to spur him on and 101-8 of shallow caught fish proved him to have the BIG MATCH TEMPERAMENT this week.
However early in the week a visit to The Glebe in another Maver Match This attempt he stooped to an all time low.On drawing a peg on Foundation Pool our very own Fisho Blanker threw the dummy out of the pram and fucked off home in record time.Unknown to Sumo the lad pegged next to him did 80lb and came third in the whole match
Good decision eh ????

In second place this week was Terry .On this lake Terry comes into his own and 67-07 of mainly margin caught Barbel and Ide was enough to send Dav H and Brisso packing

In third place sporting the latest in Ringpiece fishing accessories was the club Eye Candy Cookie
After struggling on maggot and pellet the change to paste on the top 2 paid off and 59-00 was the reward

The sections were won by the top 3 placings but the rest of the guys all had plenty of fish and in total we had 465lb of fish between 9 anglers

Here are some of Sumo's memories from the Glebe Maver Qualifier











AND FINALLY HOME



So well done to Sumo on the win and a new set of Teeth

See you soon Boys

Cheers

Cookie

HALL LANE BESS 23rd July

Brisso takes the field apart at Hall Lane

Gary was this week hero with a winning weight of 84-7. A long approach to start with proved ineffective so a change to the margins early on resulted in regular entrants to the keep net and the firts place on the podium

Andy Lawton was close behind for second place , he too concentrated on the margins and had 72-5 for the silver medal

In Third place was Mr Mirth Patto , his 51-10 took the Bronze but no section money

In the sections Dennis gave John Bones and Nick Cunt ( that's what it said on the sheet )
a good rodgrering and 37-08 was enough for the money
The last section winner was Sumo , having been chauffered to the fishery by Cookie the Fisho Blanker put 38-00 together for the £21

In summary

1st Gary 84-7
2nd Andy 72-5
3rd  Patto 51-1

Sections

A Andy
B Dennis
C Sumo
D Gary

Cheers Boys

Cookie

Badger 16th July

1st Lee  73-10
2nd Dave H 55-08
3rd Bucko 52-10

Sections

A Lee
B Dave H
C Stevie Coleman  46-03
D Bucko

Cheers Boys

Cookie

LINGMERE 9th July

Son of swipe takes the Gold medal at Lingmere

Dave Harrop was this weeks champion with a winning weight of 73-45

On a day where some people could not put fish in the net Dave had no problem and caught this impressive bag by fishing in the margin from the off

Second was Lee fishing like a Mong    the Mong . 51-50 was his reward.

In third place was the ever reliable Gary and 49-15 was enough for the section to boot.

In the sections Patto put Eric and Norman to the sword with 42-25.

Dennis put Bucko and Keiran in their places with 39-00

In the last section Andy The Butler sent Sumo off to the Caernarvon , Cookie to the Sportsmans and pipped Mally with a late surge to weigh 33-05

In summary

1st Dave H

2nd  Lee

3rd  Brisso

Sections

A Patto

B Dennis

C Brisso

D Lee

E Dave H

F Andy

Cheers Boys

Cookie

HALL LANE MERLINS 25th June

Compo delivers the goods

1st  Gary 61-10

2nd Patto 54-10

3rd Terry 36-08

Cheers bOYS

Cookie

HAMPTON SPRINGS 18th JUNE

THE MENACE RETURNS

1st Dennis 101-07
Dennis proved to be the Mug , sorry Mugger of the week with this fantastic weight of mugged fish
Well done mate , I bet the boys back at the Grotto were jubilant


2nd Brad Patterson - 78-3

3rd Spadger  64-15

Sections Dennis
Spadger
Mally
Lee

Cheers

Boys

Cookie

LINGMERE 11th June

BUCKO Rules again

I wasn't at this one boys so results only

1st Bucko   85-13
2nd Lee      49-05
3rd Spadger 38-08

Sections

Lee
Nicky
Spadger
Bucko

Cheers

Cookie