LINGMERE 13/8/17

BUCKO – A hell of a nice guy and a handsome chap to boot .

Bucko charmed the field today at Lingmere .Being nominated by Nicky as the nicest and best looking angler Eggy Ferry has to offer. He used his rugged looks and smooth talking suaveness to help batter the field while still making them feel happy to be twatted by such a nice guy .

Rock’s     Bucko’s approach was to fish around 6m using 4mm pellet and feeding micros . The result was 100-02 lb       of mainly F1’s  and a few carp from peg 19.

This was enough to win the match and cement his position as the clubs most consistent performer and all round really nice guy.

There were a few star names out today including Tony Wilson and Dennis .With Bucko the bookies favourite Tony and Dennis put up a spirited fight but came short at the weigh in .

Dennis offering regular shouts of encouragement to the rest of the field fished down the edge all day using various Mong style rigs. He was so helpful sharing his tips with us that the comment from Cookie of

 “ How much shit can be contained in such a small body “ was seconded by all.

 Only Dennis knows the answer to this one .

Dennis weighed   95-11 lb of F1’s and some proper lumps to take second  place and the section from peg 32.

Tony tried a similar approach to bucko at the start using caster but could not keep up with our blue eyed boy . However a surge over the last couple of hours fishing short with pellet on Peg 9 saw him total a weight of  92-08 lb  coming   third overall and walloping Cookie and Norman for the section win .

In A section John Bones put together 30lb to beat Eric but this was not enough as the Naked Fisherman Stevie Hudson managed to put 33lb together for the section.

In D section Kev  , Mally and Andy were pitted against each other .Andy came out on top from peg 26 .

He fished down to the left all day and put  66-00 lb   in the net for the section .This was from the same peg that Davey H won the match a few weeks ago using similar tactics .

One thing that spoiled the day was the news that Sumo and Patto had both Qualified for the Maver Match this final . However this was misleading , neither of them qualified or won fuck all as usual.

The news originated from the same source that informed us of the London Bus found on the moon many years ago in the Daily Sport .

Also not too let Sumo off the hook so easily I can now announce to all Club Members that I have sorted the scales out so we are now weighing in pounds and ounces , not pounds and 0.1 of a pound etc

This is what happens when we allow complete helmets like Sumo to be in charge of anything.

In Summary

1^st Bucko

2^nd Tony

3^rd Dennis

Sections

A Stevie Hudson  33-05

B Tony   92-08

C Bucko  102-03

D Andy  66-00

E Dennis 95-11

Cheers Boys see you soon

Cookie

PS . After I had written this blog I was informed by a reliable source that Rock Hudson was a raging Homosexual and a complete Twat – Sorry Bucko