Thursday 30 January 2014

CONWY, 26/1/14 ~ Whupass strikes again, this time on Bondi beach

Wow! This week's match was fished in atrocious conditions. The bank at the far end of Conwy was flat calm, while the rest of it was battered with 25mph winds, and gusts twice as strong. Everything had to be nailed down and brollies were a no-no, despite the persistent rain showers. Maggots crawled everywhere, pellets turned to mush, and groundbait quickly turned to slop.
Unlike the majority, Jamie Pickup drew the far end and could have sat in a T shirt and shorts, sipping pina colada, while watching a dotted down float. 
However, he chose to chuck the tip out in the main, and was rewarded with a steady stream of carp. In between, he poled it at 12metres and topped his catch up with some quality roach. The final tally went 45lb 07oz and resulted in an easy victory. Blind squirrel strikes twice.... well done Jambo.
In sharp contrast, at the other end of the lake, John Edwards had waterproofs, hat and scarf on, and sat on the tip, confirming he was alive about every half hour as he reeled in another big F1. They eventually totalled 32lb 14oz to give Sumo an excellent silver medal. A combination of the heavy rain and some 15 year old wet gear left John with soggy balls and squidgy boxers, so the pools money will go on some new Drennan clothing.
The strong winds made it impossible for The Gnome to fish beyond 5 metres, but he struggled on short pole-fished maggot to register 28lb 02oz of roach, and filled the final podium placing.
Dirk Warren kept up his scintillating form, and won a section with 27lb of carp and goldfish, all caught on the tip. Nice one Degs. This was despite using the latest Rive Lazeeboy Recliner, which malfunctioned and led to him falling off the box, onto his landing net handle. It was either the wind or the sherry in his flask to blame, nobody really knows.
Pete Lucas, with 25lb of mainly roach,  and Dennis Jones on the worst peg with regards to the weather, with an honourable 22lb, both booked a place in the next round of the challenge.


5 comments:

  1. My Drennan gear looks awesome. Bound to catch me more fish. I wonder if it's waterproof?

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    1. Didn't realise Drennan made clothing in size Fat Cunt, thought it was just Small,Medium,Large and X Large.

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  2. I've got to keep my weight up to fend off Pato when we go on our weekends anyway.

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  3. And Caz says she prefers me cuddly.

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    1. Ha ha sumo thats a class reply lol

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