HALL LANE 23/4/17

SUMO YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE , SO STAY IN IT !!!!!!

A good turn out this week at Hall Lane with 18 of us making the trip.
The star of the show this week was the clubs very own Fisho and Maver Match this " NON QUALIFIER"  John Sumo Edwards .Sumo dobbed bread across for most of his fish.
Fresh from a visit to Makins for a Fisho Qualifier on Saturday Sumo romped ahead and won the match at Hall Lane with 72-03. With the two days combined totals he ended up with a grand total of 72-03 ?
YES YOU HAVE GUESSED IT THE USELESS FAT PRICK BLANKED AT THE FISHO.
Because of this the committee have asked that members fishing non Eggy Ferry matches do not wear their club hoodies  as it damages the reputation of the club when daft shites like Sumo make twats of themselves at open matches.
A few years ago after somehow winning a residents match at Whiteacres  Sumo declared himself as an Open Match Angler and the rest of us as Clubbies ie Club Level Anglers.
After this weeks performance I think he has realised where he belongs .
Welcome Home Clubbie !!
In a very strong section Bucko , Davey H and Jamie were pitted together. Bucko true to form came out on top and his 43-35 was enough for second place overall and the section.Bucko made visits to the far shelf and down the track using pellet for his bag.
Despite pre match predictions that the far end of the lake was " BLAKKKKKKKK " it was tough for the three guys fishing there  but Andy Lawton triumphed with 13-55 for his section win.
Cookie , Eric and Spadger battled it out in C Section with Spadger showing us  the way home with 42-09 of fish , most caught long on maggot and a few at the end close in.
In B Section the envelope when to the in form Stevie Coleman , once again class showed and 31-35 took the section.
In E Section Patto was back on blob after a recent illness . Despite regular bursts of sunshine we were not treated to a view of Patto's 58 DD whoppers  that we saw at Lingmere .However the weather is getting better and it won't be long before they are out again.
Patto won this section with 36-07 and walked back to the car with a smile as wide as his trousers.
Cookie finished off a reasonable day with a minor disaster by snapping his number 8 section while packing up . Beware the Tricast Trilogy myth , they are not unbreakable especially when handled by a HELMET.
So in summary

1st Sumo Clubbie Edwards
2nd Bucko
3rd Spadger

Sections

A Sumo
B Stevie C
C Spadger
D Bucko
E Patto
F Andy

Cheers Boys see you soon

Cookie

20lb and Section winners challenge

Boys

Only 2 matches to go before the end of the first qualifying round of the 20lb and Section winners challenge.
Please check the blog and make sure that If you have won a section or weighed in 20lb or more in any of the club matches that I have got you down.
If there is someone I have missed please let me know and I will add you to the qualifiers

Cheers

Cookie

Yozzer memorial match Hampton Willow 15/4/17

Twenty four anglers and a couple of bankmen attended Saturdays Yozzer Memorial Match at Hampton .
Yozzer's brothers Gary and Mally along with his nephews Alex , Ben and cousin Cookie represented the family in this top 2 + 2 challenge.
Split into eight sections of three gave everyone a bit of room in the quest to win the trophy.
In A Section Gary Hughes was pitted against Sumo and Bucko in the section of doom.However nobody told our Gary about the skills of the
 Fishomania and Maver Match This" NON-QUALIFIER "  Sumo and he with help from Alex he proceeded to kick Sumo's arse to come second in the section with 24-65.
Bucko was once again unstoppable and his 39-55 was enough to win the section and finish 4th overall.
In section  B Swipe Senior , Lee and Chris battled it out .This was where the fish seem to have holed up with both the 1st , 2nd place coming from here. A total of 145lb came from these three anglers with Lee winning the match with 66-50 . Nicky bagged 45-50 for second and Chris with 33-50.
Lee used the method feeder on the pole today and it paid off . Nicky as usual used a cocktail of Minty Old Bait and also caught the biggest fish of the day . A Monkey of a Common weighing 16-00 managed to beat a number of others on its own.
If that was not enough the spawney twat also won the 4 sirloin steaks donated by Bones .
For f****s sake does this guy have the luck of the Irish or what !!!!.
Sorry Rant Over.
In C Section Dave Edwards , Normo and Bob had a go of it and Normo picked up second in section with 22-25 as Bob DNW , another example of those pensioner f****rs taking our hard earned cash.
Dave Edwards as a hard working guy was not detered by being next to Normo and won the section with 31-20 to pick up his envelope.
In D section Simmo , Luco and Jamie had a close match with Simmo coming out as the winner with 31-10 . Jamie a close second with 29-75 and Luco trailing behind with 23-80.
In E section Andy , Les and Housey faced the wind for most of the day in a colder part of the lake .Well done for sticking it out boys.Andy was the victor in this section and an early lump as well as a couple at the end saw 27-60 in the bag . Housey managed 16-15 for second after almost seeing his seatbox roll down the bank and nearly into the water .The £15 section money would have been a welcome contribution to the new seat box fund if it had gone in.
F section saw Stevie Coleman , Tony Wilson and Mally Hughes fight it out.
Mally only an occaisional pleasure angler was not phased by being sandwiched by these two local legend and 13-50 was a creditable result on his first ever match outing.
Stevie won the section with 39-60 and finished 3rd overall .Tony came second in section with 24-35 for his brown envelope.
G section had Eric , Terry and Keiren battling it out . Terry was triumphant netting 34-45 with Eric second with 16-10 .Commiserations to Keiran on drawing one of the best 16m pegs on the lake but only having 4m of pole to play with.
In H section were Cookie , Steve Brew and Davey H. Cookie with help from his son Ben ( NOT DAN YOU DEAF FAT BASTARD SUMO  ) won this one with 17-30. Davey was just behind with 14-30 for second in section.

Congratulations to all who fished and made the day a success
Thanks to Jamie and Tony for organising the match and to everyone who came to remember Yozzer.
Alo thanks to Bone for the steaks I hope Swipe Senior chokes on it .

Thanks again Boys

See you soon.

Lingmere 9/4/17

MAKE LIITLE THINGS COUNT

 TEACH MIDGETS

MATHS

This week after a professional lesson Dennis our very own Ginger Midget showed us his true potential. Before you start , the lesson wasn't in Dwarf throwing or carrying Snow White through the Enchanted Forest but on how to fish Lingmere properly and put the rest of us amateurs in our places.

He learnt well and ran away with the match weighing in 93-03 for first place.

A lot of the fish were caught down the edge this week and for those who didn't catch on to that quick enough there was no way to catch up.

In second place was Andy the Butler. A mixed bag of margin caught fish totaling 79-12 pushed  Dennis to the end but just fell short .Andy's secret was only feeding lightly to his right handed margin and this produced almost all the catch.

In third place and now becoming a podium regular was Dave Harrop , using a special brew of  Any Old Bait 73-08 was bagged .A mixture of feeder , straight out and down the edge proved the winning formula.

In the sections Sumo put Swipe Senior and Stevie Coleman to the sword , his 55-07 of mainly margin caught fish showed that with the right angler peg 11 can produce the goods.

In B section the Denim Clad Dildo Brisso converted his " bugger all " pre weigh in estimate into 39-06 for the money.

In the final section a shirtless Moby Patterson managed to eek out 43-01. Surprising really as he spent 2 hours rubbing sun tan oil into each tit.

This week Cookie was reviewing the World Famous Tricast Trilogy pole .True to reports this pole can handle any water dwelling munter that swims. Unfortunately the guys at Tri-cast never considered the sex mad Canadian geese of Lingmere and when one of the feathered fuckers decided it wanted to take off it ploughed straight into Cookies pole snapping his top kit into 4 pieces.

Happy Days

So in Summary 

1st   Dennis 93-03

2nd  Andy 79-12

3rd  Davey H 73-08

Sections

A Davey

B Sumo

C Dennis

D Brisso 

E Moby

So congratulations to Dennis for the win and those placed and section winners

Thanks too for the peggers and weighers in

Cheers Boys 

See you soon Cookie

LLOYDS BADGER 1/4/17

TED PUTS US IN OUR PLACE

A very special guest graced us with a visit this weekend. The well known and revered Ted Carter came with us to Badger and promptly kicked everybody’s arses.

Having being forced to draw a peg nearest to the Shithouse due to health reasons he was on  one of  the unfancied low number pegs he knocked up out 44-01 to win the match.

 Even the red hot favourite  Bucko could not compete with Ted and unusually the spawny  draw bag superstar could not even make the frame this week. It just shows even when Bucko draws a decent peg we may still have a chance.

In second place after missing a couple of weeks was Sumo he finished with 40-04 of mixed fish and caught steadily all day after a fruitless 30 minutes fishing long at the beginning .

Once again Stevie Coleman showed us that he still has the X Factor . Despite having Bucko next to him he went about the job with gusto and 33-05  gave him third overall .

In the sections Mally once again showed his class and 32-00 bagged the envelope in B section.

In the toughest section this week Mark Davis pulled out 21-07 to win the final section.

This section was where the top three weights came from on our last visit to Badger and proves that the fish are not holed up in one place anymore and should make our next trip to Badger a bit more interesting.

So in Summary

1^st – Ted ( the screaming abdabs ) Carter 44-01

2^nd – Sumo 40-04

3^rd -- Stevie 33-05

Sections

A Ted

B Mally

C Stevie

D Sumo

E Mark

Cheers Boys , see you soon

Cookie

The Cunneries 26/3/17

YOU CANT TOUCH THIS !!

MC BUCKO HAMMERS THE OPOSITION

Once again the runaway train could not be stopped as John Rodgers added another 1st place to his impressive list this year.
Drawn on what could only be described as an average looking peg ( MY ARSE ) he promptly shifted into overdrive and left the rest of us floundering in his wake.
A weight of 72-12  was the result so congratulations to Bucko once again.
In second place one of our newer members Mark Davis showed his potential coming second with 55-01. Well done Mark and welcome to the Eggy Ferry Podium.
Finishing off the medals in third place was Dirk Wriggler  .After a few months being missing in action the Wallasey Wizzard conjured up 40-04 .Welcome back Deggsy hope to see you soon.
In the sections the usual suspects were in form with Stevie Coleman winning A section with 35-03.
B section fell to Bucko ( the draw bag twat ) , Les on the heavyweight side of the lake mustered 17-00 to win C section.
Dirk and Andy the Butler both won their sections and traveled home victorious in the Vectra.
Andy weighed in 24-07 for his envelope and got a well done Lawton from Dirk as a added bonus.
Cookie once again did the walk of shame and is pushing Sumo for the best seat in the Caernarvon hopefully this week he will stop arsing around and start fishing properly.

So in Summary

1st Bucko 72-12
2nd Mark55-01
3rd Dirk 40-04

Sections
A Stevie Coleman 35-03
B  Bucko 72-12
C  Les 17-00
D  Dirk 40-04
E  Andy 24-07

Cheers Boys

See you soon

Cookie