Monday 7 April 2014

JACOBS, 6/4/14 ~Pole position for The Gnome, but Sumo makes a race of it

Our 2nd visit to the F1 mecca that is Jacobs lake, and this time the venue showed its worth. With the lake situated off Long Lane, The Goodison crowd could be heard as Everton took on Arsenal, and with The Blues winning 3-0, even the sour-faced reds were happy.
Funny really, but the pre-match banter didn't mention peg 31 as a potential flier, yet at the end it had become the biggest certainty since Red Rum won the National. The beneficiary at the draw was golden arm Yozzer.
Starting with meat at 8metres, 25 F1s went into the net for an early lead. A lengthy pit-stop enabled John Edwards to close the gap and race into a comfortable lead, but The Gnome started catching again, this time on pellet fished short, and at the whistle had 60 F1s and a lone barbel to total 79lb 15oz, and get the first chequered flag.
Sumo had suffered a slow puncture in the last hour and agonisingly weighed 76lb 12oz, consisting of F1s, with a couple of bream and chub mixed in, all on caster, for a comfortable first losers medal. Unlucky!
Gary 'laughin boy' Brislen kept up his recent run of good form to complete the podium with a respectable 52lb 12oz. Well Done to Gary.
Pato was in buoyant mood as he started with a fish a bung, slowed in the middle, then finished well and managed 43lb 08oz on shallow caster. However, the joy vanished as Steve 'the monster' Cooke pipped him for the section by 4oz. Half a dozen decent bream and a 4lb carp, along with the F1s doing the damage. A pat on the back to both though, as they secured a place in the next round of the 20lb challenge.
Dirk Wriggler continued his quest for fame with yet another section win, this time with a decent 40lb 08oz return. So consistent, well done. Travelling partner, Andy Lawton was the other section winner with 26lb 08oz. An excellent result, and through in the 'challenges' too.
Kenny Stuart with 37lb 08oz, and Harry Simpson with 22lb, also made it into the next round. Nice one gentlemen.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/4/14

    well done yozza on the match win
    and a great write up.
    derek

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  2. I would like to apologise to the fish for my amateurish buffoonery at the weigh in!!!!

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    1. Words fail me. You absolute helmet. Never before have I seen such a seasoned "open angler" behave like an utter balloon. It was like you had never had a decent net of fish before................... hold on!!!!!!

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  3. Thanks Dirk.
    Sumo, as it is unusual for you to handle a catch of such magnitude, you are excused on this occasion. Next time, however,........hang on, what am I saying, next time?

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  4. Sumo
    How come you have started to apologise now for this one ? Can we expect 30 years of simpleton like behaviour to be covered by this singular acceptance of your dickheadedness

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  5. Wait 'til Whiteacres you Teawat!!! That's if we get there what with five butty / piss stops on the way like last year!!!!.

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