Monday 24 November 2014

LINGMERE, 23/11/14 ~ Practice makes perfect for The Wriggler

The Lingmere wind machine had been turned down low for this latest visit, making it a relatively pleasant experience for everyone. Well, everyone with a modicum of sense but not those who forgot to take a decent coat. With 18 in attendance, it was decided to put a section on the bottom lake to ease the pressure on the top lake and give everyone a better day's sport.
Those drawn on the bottom certainly had good sport and enjoyed plenty of bites throughout the match. A head to head developed on adjacent pegs, and provided us with the first and third overall.
Following 5 or 6 appearances in the Wednesday 'dodger' matches, Dirk Wriggler put the knowledge gained in those 'practice' sessions to good use. Unconfirmed reports suggest a method feeder with maggot was the successful tactic, and Degsy ended up with an impressive total of 55lb 02oz.
That proved much too good for the gallant effort of Ian Simpson, who also employed maggot baits, but mainly on the pole, and Simo brought 42lb to the scales for a well earned third place.
Up on the top lake, things were a whole lot tougher, with hard work required to  make a few bites.
The Awesome One known as Jamie Pickup found the task easier than most, and he too caught steadily all day. Feeding an amazing 4 pints of maggots, JBay had a mixed bag but bemoaned the fact that his fish were small. They ended up totalling 50lb 06oz. Super stuff from the Match Sec.
Next best was venue regular The Gnome. Despite telling everyone that pellet had not been working, it did on the day and Yozz won his section with 34lb 08oz.
Col Cook had the help of a decent carp weighing 7 or 8lb, which enhanced a nice bag of fish and gave him a 30lb 09oz total for his section win.
Gary Brislen kept up his recent run of good form and duly won a tough section with 19lb 12oz... nobody else weighed in the section.
The last section was won easily by the male model that is Paul Robb. His open-topped balaclava ensured his hair wasn't ruffled but his ears were kept warm, and fishing comfortably, he registered a solid 28lb 02oz for section victory.
Pato had an eventful day...... before the match started, a feeder cast to get the range saw him playing a barbel that had taken a liking to his hook with pellet band. It turned out to be the only fish in his swim for the first two hours. The next one to arrive was hooked, took him into the rushes, and when he finally retrieved his hook, it was attached to a ball of 20lb line with a pole rig, and 3 assorted feeders. Later in the match, he finally started getting bites on the pole. Such was his keenness to connect with these bites he was striking with such verve that the pole tip was 15 feet in the air every time he missed a bite. As one comedian remarked, he poked the man in the moon's eye out three times! (Dennis..you funny guy). He also received some coaching from Sumo, who had gone walkabout after struggling to catch. Conversation went something like........ Neil, let me tell you all the things I've made a balls of so you don't make the same mistakes. Seems there's a full moon every week in Sumo's world.
Well done to Dirk, and Jamie for their respective performances, and well done to the section winners.

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous24/11/14

    excellent write up, yozza
    thank you simmo for a enjoyable day, fishing next to you.
    dirk

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    1. Dirk you are awesome, poetry in motion.........gave me a lesson in method fishing for small fish!!! Just wish I had sussed they wanted maggot on my pole line earlier.......I might have caught ya by Monday haha!

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  2. I would have done OK if a certain venue regular hadn't told me to use maggot before bagging up themselves on pellet!!!

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    1. Sumo, whilst I sympathise with your situation and try my upmost not to laugh I wholeheartedly understand your predicament. The facts are plain to see .................you are useless. What you gotta understand is that there was a full moon the night before the match and the fish were affected ie their taste buds changed. They decided that on peg 9 there was a atmospheric vortex that stopped them eating maggots. Although everyone else on the lake caught on maggot, it's a simple matter of physics and whilst delving through my fishing bible I've found the answer to why you did no good, it was found in chapter 11 in the small writing at the bottom. It just says "when everyone on the lake is having a good days fishing using MAGGOT and one angler is not it's simple, the said angler is shite". Now whilst I believe this to be true I admire your perseverance in turning out every week to throw your money away. Keep up the good work and watch out for them full moons. KNOB.

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    2. John, I was told caster or pellet for bottom lake but not being a total nugget I didn't flog a dead horse for too long and switched to maggot to find a few.......too late to catch Dirk but enough for a nice day! You'll win nowt copying locals..

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    3. Simo, it's a simple solution to your dilemma. Although I told you that caster is the bait on the bottom lake, and believe me it is. I forgot to take into account your handicap ie, you fish for Team Matalan. In future what I will do is spend the first 3 hrs of the match sitting behind you and coaching you, it's quite easy really, get 2-3 pints caster and pick up a catapult, fish a shallow rig with a small float, fire casters at said float whilst lifting into any movement of float also. F1 is the result. Simples. Hope that helps for next time. Love you mate.

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    4. And the real reason was you needed to off load the casters you'd bought by mistake!

      I'll fish my own match at Alice I think. Jbay changes his advice nearly as often as his pole....

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    5. Yeah them casters where shite. And caster doesn't work on the bottom lake.
      Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.

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    6. at last the truth......a week later haha!!

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  3. Angling is not an exact science. Sometimes a roundabout turns out to be better than traffic lights. I try to steer you in the right direction but now and again there are roadworks and IMPROVISATION becomes the key word. (yellow card for using a big word) Seagulls follow the trawler but don't always get fed......

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  4. Always count on you to push your vocational skills to the max. Well done John. Don't forget to bring your crayons on Sunday.

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  5. Sorry I was using words I knew you'd understand. Isn't that what Caz calls you 3 or four times a day?

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    1. LOL Im on the floor in fits of laughter ha ha ha

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    2. And there it is. Ya even have to involve me wife in ya abuse. Perhaps I should bring her to the next match and let her fish it on your behalf. Maybe then you'll get a decent weight. MUPPET.

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