Monday 30 November 2015

LATHAMS No1. 29/11/15 ~ Yozzer is number one lunatic

Normally, when the weather isn't very good, anglers are described as 'brave'. Well let me tell you this, the 16 members who turned up for this match could only be called lunatics. Despite being out in some pretty awful stuff over the last few weeks, this one was positively tempestuous. Not one angler was actually that crazy to attempt a brolly, despite a series of showers passing through as the day progressed. The wind was ridiculous, and most unintentionally fed their margins on a regular basis, as bait boxes were blown off side-trays and into the lake.
Keeping rigs steady, even in the 'sheltered' pegs, was nigh on impossible as there was a strange swell on the water, to go with the ripple/ waves (delete as appropriate). The float went one way and then the other almost all day. In moments when it was settled you might get a bite if you were lucky.
Luckier than most was The Gnome, who made it back to back wins as he fished short on pellet. Sufficient numbers of bites came and he weighed a chart-topping 64lb 13oz net of mainly F1s.
This was just enough to see off the challenge of 'The Yeti' known as Chris Roe. Since last winter's successful campaign, we've hardly seen Chris. Suddenly he turns up and brings the winter with him, and immediately slips into form. An excellent 63lb 12oz, apparently caught shallow at 5m meant second place for Chris. Well done.
Nasty Nick Harrop probably had the worst of the weather to contend with, but nobody had any sympathy cos he's such a***** (insert a derogatory name of your choice). Credit though, as Nick made his Friday practice session pay off with a brilliant 42lb 12oz, which proved good enough to make the frame. Congratulations, he's a nice man really...... not.
The Pickup Brothers took the section prizes. Lee scraped into the 20lb challenge final at the last chance saloon, his 28lb 04oz also proving enough for section glory. Jamie, despite the wind, fished 13m all day. Maggot on the deck in 8ft of water earned him a decent net of quality ide supplemented by skimmers, tench, and an occasional F1. He ended with a very respectable 29lb 08oz. Imagine if he could master the 5 metre line, he'd be even more awesomer than he already is.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous30/11/15

    I threw in towel but Gotta say guys hats off to all who fished and stayed. It was another good day filled with sound of banter (only audible when wind dropped). I was privy to be able to watch Yozzer working his miracle from next peg again, but also all lads on low numbers fishing long INCREDIBLE! Les

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  2. Worst wind I've ever fished in, thought them big laylandi trees where gonna snap during the day. The noise of the wind going through em was horrendous. Felt sorry for Kenny, Dave, Gary, Eric and Nick with the wind right in their face. Couldn't believe they stuck it out. Well done fellas. Good to see reality setting in for Sumo again with yet ANOTHER walk of shame especially since 2nd and 4th where next to him. Remember your only as good as ya last match. Nice to see Maver Chris back on the scene and doing the biz. Massive well done to Yogsy on another fine performance with a steady days fishing and a great winter weight. Imagine if he could fish long hahaha. Well done to all who framed on a hurricane force day. As for myself, fishing 13m all day in Hurricane Billy was a walk in the park ...........................HONEST. My back and arms are still aching!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. I could hardly hear the wind when I got back to the 'Narv and was watching the second half of the F1 race. I'd like to thank Nick for taking a damp Yozza home for me. I'd also like to apologise to Nick for having to take a damp Yozza home for me. The smell must have been like a whores drawers. Then again he drives a VW van which was probably full of the diesel fumes that VM direct into the cabin so they don't go out the exhaust and fail emissions tests....come to think of it that would explain why Harrop is always smiling like a simpleton due to lack of oxygen to the brain.

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  5. I would have done better had I not had 13 metres of cheap colmic banana sweep across my peg every 10 minutes, I was more worried about getting smacked in the face by the fat twats pole who was pegged next to me than getting twatted by a 70' leylandi !!

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    1. Haha you helmet haha. No wonder I love you haha.

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