THE CUNNERIES CANAL 22/4/18

THE KING IS DEAD !!!!!     LONG LIVE THE KING

On the morning of 22nd April 2018 it was announced that the most famous dwarf in the world Mini Me had passed away.

RIP VERNE TROYER





















However by early afternoon the same day another member of the knee high club was proclaimed King of the Little people .

Arise King Dennis Jones and take a bow.

13 Eggy members made the trip and while waiting for breakfast we were treated to a torrential downpour which lasted for at least an hour into the match .The end pegs were put into a section of 4 and three sections of 3 from the people who were " Blocked In " fought it out.
As you may have guessed already it was Dennis the club umpalumpa who triumphed. With a continual out pour of bullshit throughout the match regarding losing fish , cant get a bite etc the medical midget put 81-11lb on the scales to win the match .Second today was Davey H who on another of the end pegs pulled out 66-13lb ,  close but no cigar Davey.
In third place was the self proclaimed Lord of Lingmere , Prince of Partidge aka Sumo.
His 53-06lb was also enough to win B Section
I find it impossible not to comment on his modesty when naming himself with titles indicating he is in the Elite Anglers club of the northwest and not just a Club Angler like the rest of us
I have a few titles I would like to bestow on Sumo , I think these may be better suited.
The Wanker of Whiteacres
The Turd of Tunnel Barn
The Helmet of Hampton
The Log of Lathoms
The Gobshite of the Glebe
I will let you use your own imagination to find out what his title is at The Cunneries.
In the sections Housey making a rare appearance dominated C Section catching mainly up in the water from the off to total 38-15lb and leave Brisso and Cookie to watch in awe.Well done Housey. In the final section Terry was the victor . The weight advantage Patto and Les had over him was was ineffectual in the section of weightwatchers and 44-03lb was enough for the money.
All in all it was a good days fishing with plenty of fish for all. The main baits were Pellet , Maggot and corn .Few carp were caught but big F1's and decent skimmers were abundant.
Fishing long , down the track and in the margins later on all produced and it finally looks like the warmer weather will improve the fishing all around.

So in Summary

1st Dennis  81-11
2nd Davey H 66-13
3rd The C*** of the Cunneries Sumo 53-06

Sections
A Dennis
B Sumo
C Housey
D Terry

Cheers Boys see you soon

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