Saturday, 14 July 2018

NEW STYLE HOOK TYER FOR PENSIONERS

Afternoon gents
I think most of you will be aware of a super new gadget called the GIZMO HOOK TYER
Reviews have been fantastic but a cost of £130-£240 may be out of a pensioners budget.
Dont worry , I have made one that will not put a dent in your pocket and will tie hooks almost half as good as the GIZMO
Please see the photo's attached , let me know if you want one only £499.99

This is the SPAZMO HOOK TYER , Designed and manufactured by Cooke Helmetronics Ltd and distributed by the Fuckit Corporation 2018

Cheers

Cookie

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous23/7/18

    Lovely bit of kit,looks like it was made by a top craftsman,are you taking orders for Xmas?
    Only thing is it reminds me of a mangle my Mum used when washing, used to frighten me so much I nearly peed myself. Whoops!! Les

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