LINGMERE 10th March 2019

A TRUE STORY OF LIFE AND DEATH , HARDSHIP , DEDICATION AND DOWNRIGHT BULLDOG SPIRIT

A TRUE STORY OF MAN VERSUS MOTHER NATURE SUDDEN DEATH DEFIED BY BRAVERY AND DEFIANCE

SUMO OF THE NARV "HOW I SURVIVED 20 MINUTES AT LINGMERE ON SUNDAY" , A TRUE STORY OF A FAGGOT WHO AFTER 20 MINUTES OF NOWHERE NEAR ZERO TEMPERATURES HAD TO RETREAT BACK TO PRENTON TO AVOID CERTAIN CHILBLAINS AT LINGMERE
THE FUTURE OF BRITAIN IS SECURE AS LONG AS WE HAVE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ACTING AS ROLE MODELS FOR OUR COMING GENERATIONS. IN THIS MODERN WORLD IT IS AN INSPIRATION TO SEE HEROES BRAVING THE ELEMENTS AND THE PERILS OF OUTDOOR LIFE TO PERSUE THEIR PASSION

Daily mirror : Utter Wank , what a tit - 1 star

Daily Mail : What a load of Eartha Kitt - 1 star

Daily Express : Should have stuck to fence post counting , what a bellend - 1 star

The Sun : What an inspiration this guy is should be given an OBE  - 5 stars

Daily Sport : Fat bastard was spotted in the Caernarvon and hour later drinking Pimms - 0  stars