LINGMERE SUNDAY 11/12/16

Paul's  tactics Gel at Lingy

A decent turnout at Lingmere this week with 16 Eggy members lining the banks.
The day before the Saturday Open guys had a great day with the maestro Jamie Hughes winning with 137lb.
Time for the eggy boys to show those guys how to do it properly !!!!.
After a hearty breakfast and the usual highs and lows of the draw battle commenced.
Wearing a heavy coating of hair gel Paul Robb managed to net 37-01lb and turn out as today's winner.
Accepting the regular advice offered by Patto such as go home lady boy , If you catch any more I'm going to bum you Paul still managed to outdo us all and using the Monkey method cemented the podium place after a long absence.
In second place the ear battered Match Captain Davey H settled into a rhythm and mustered 30-12lb to come a close second.
In third was the ever popular Sumo. A varied attack managed to get him on the podium with 17-15lb.
As a Xmas gift I have organsed a " How to tell the Time " session with some local 5 year olds for Sumo. After dumping in all his bait at 14:15hrs and then asking Davey H to shout the all out it was a pleasure to inform the stupid prick that we still had an hour to go - HELMET.

So with the top 3 sorted the sections were decided amongst the usual suspects.
Claude Van Dim managed 12-13lb from section A for the money.
Sumo triumphed in section B putting Cooko and Normo in their places.
Dennis after getting a day off from the Grotto put 15-12lb in the sling to take E section.



The festive feelings were enhanced by regular bursts of Dink Donk Danker Dinky Do
 a Dinker Donker Danker.The senile amongst us provided this entertainment so thanks To Nicky and Eric for the Xmas Cheer

So 1st -  Paul Robb
     2nd - Davey H
     3rd -  John - Thick as shit Edwards

Sections

A  Brisso
B  Sumo
C  Robbo
D  Dave H
E   Santas little helper Dennis

Thanks to all who attended and te weighers in

See you soon ,

Cheers

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