Lingmere 9/4/17

MAKE LIITLE THINGS COUNT

 TEACH MIDGETS

MATHS

This week after a professional lesson Dennis our very own Ginger Midget showed us his true potential. Before you start , the lesson wasn't in Dwarf throwing or carrying Snow White through the Enchanted Forest but on how to fish Lingmere properly and put the rest of us amateurs in our places.

He learnt well and ran away with the match weighing in 93-03 for first place.

A lot of the fish were caught down the edge this week and for those who didn't catch on to that quick enough there was no way to catch up.

In second place was Andy the Butler. A mixed bag of margin caught fish totaling 79-12 pushed  Dennis to the end but just fell short .Andy's secret was only feeding lightly to his right handed margin and this produced almost all the catch.

In third place and now becoming a podium regular was Dave Harrop , using a special brew of  Any Old Bait 73-08 was bagged .A mixture of feeder , straight out and down the edge proved the winning formula.

In the sections Sumo put Swipe Senior and Stevie Coleman to the sword , his 55-07 of mainly margin caught fish showed that with the right angler peg 11 can produce the goods.

In B section the Denim Clad Dildo Brisso converted his " bugger all " pre weigh in estimate into 39-06 for the money.

In the final section a shirtless Moby Patterson managed to eek out 43-01. Surprising really as he spent 2 hours rubbing sun tan oil into each tit.

This week Cookie was reviewing the World Famous Tricast Trilogy pole .True to reports this pole can handle any water dwelling munter that swims. Unfortunately the guys at Tri-cast never considered the sex mad Canadian geese of Lingmere and when one of the feathered fuckers decided it wanted to take off it ploughed straight into Cookies pole snapping his top kit into 4 pieces.

Happy Days

So in Summary 

1st   Dennis 93-03

2nd  Andy 79-12

3rd  Davey H 73-08

Sections

A Davey

B Sumo

C Dennis

D Brisso 

E Moby

So congratulations to Dennis for the win and those placed and section winners

Thanks too for the peggers and weighers in

Cheers Boys 

See you soon Cookie