Friday, 28 April 2017

HALL LANE 23/4/17

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SUMO YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE , SO STAY IN IT !!!!!!

A good turn out this week at Hall Lane with 18 of us making the trip.
The star of the show this week was the clubs very own Fisho and Maver Match this " NON QUALIFIER"  John Sumo Edwards .Sumo dobbed bread across for most of his fish.
Fresh from a visit to Makins for a Fisho Qualifier on Saturday Sumo romped ahead and won the match at Hall Lane with 72-03. With the two days combined totals he ended up with a grand total of 72-03 ?
YES YOU HAVE GUESSED IT THE USELESS FAT PRICK BLANKED AT THE FISHO.
Because of this the committee have asked that members fishing non Eggy Ferry matches do not wear their club hoodies  as it damages the reputation of the club when daft shites like Sumo make twats of themselves at open matches.
A few years ago after somehow winning a residents match at Whiteacres  Sumo declared himself as an Open Match Angler and the rest of us as Clubbies ie Club Level Anglers.
After this weeks performance I think he has realised where he belongs .
Welcome Home Clubbie !!
In a very strong section Bucko , Davey H and Jamie were pitted together. Bucko true to form came out on top and his 43-35 was enough for second place overall and the section.Bucko made visits to the far shelf and down the track using pellet for his bag.
Despite pre match predictions that the far end of the lake was " BLAKKKKKKKK " it was tough for the three guys fishing there  but Andy Lawton triumphed with 13-55 for his section win.
Cookie , Eric and Spadger battled it out in C Section with Spadger showing us  the way home with 42-09 of fish , most caught long on maggot and a few at the end close in.
In B Section the envelope when to the in form Stevie Coleman , once again class showed and 31-35 took the section.
In E Section Patto was back on blob after a recent illness . Despite regular bursts of sunshine we were not treated to a view of Patto's 58 DD whoppers  that we saw at Lingmere .However the weather is getting better and it won't be long before they are out again.
Patto won this section with 36-07 and walked back to the car with a smile as wide as his trousers.
Cookie finished off a reasonable day with a minor disaster by snapping his number 8 section while packing up . Beware the Tricast Trilogy myth , they are not unbreakable especially when handled by a HELMET.
So in summary

1st Sumo Clubbie Edwards
2nd Bucko
3rd Spadger

Sections

A Sumo
B Stevie C
C Spadger
D Bucko
E Patto
F Andy

Cheers Boys see you soon

Cookie



5 comments:

  1. Excellent blog again SteveπŸ˜‚

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  2. Great write up as usual Cookie. Thanks for keepin the blog goin. Yozz would be proud πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  3. Anonymous29/4/17

    sraertert

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  4. Anonymous29/4/17

    As usual our pissed editor has had a memory lapse and forgotten to mention my other past glories. Yes, first in a whiteacres 60 peg residents match , but the very next day 2nd in the 120 peg rover. Then there's my second at Brookside beating the likes of Stu Conroy. Taking a section win off Simon Fry at Makins (oh happy days then) and beating Grant Albut at Boldings. Well he packed in 10 mins before I did so in open match circles we call that a technical knockout. As my box say's I'm awesome, but luckily I'm not big head about it you ugly tossers!!!!!!!

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  5. You sound a little bit upset at cookies honesty there mate?

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